It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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