dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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