why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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