the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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