I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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