who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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