Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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