P.S. I can't hear my feet
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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