So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My vagina is officially offended.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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