i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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