Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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