She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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