how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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