So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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