I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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