Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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