i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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