i would punch a child for taco bell
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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