Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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