We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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