we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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