You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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