have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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