He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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