He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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