talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
