Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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