i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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