I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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