My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
