Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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