Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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