I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it was like having sex with a tree stump
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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