It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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