I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
