she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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