went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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