She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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