I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
All the doctor said was why
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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