Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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