idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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