Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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