But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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