I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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