So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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