You work out of a Hotel?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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