they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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