Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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