yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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