I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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