just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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