evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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