it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He did a backflip because drugs
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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