what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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