Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
