alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
bring money and cleavage
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon