have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend