Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I am naked and annoyed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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